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wahrsager: dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go! OMG I HAVE ALL OF THIS IN MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW EXCEPT THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS FUCK Okay, so I just made this. It’s VERY floury. I also saved the butter
You can’t have just one… Experiencing a true Christmas miracle, courtesy of the Good Lord, the bottle of rum she’s emptied or the drugs she likes to put in the cookies.
Post 659: Clare, Cookies & Cream…Wishing you all a Happy/Merry Mithras, Hanukkah, Holidays, Winter Solstice, Sir Isaac Newton’s birthday, Xmas, Yule…I hope that you had a wonderful year and will have many happier years in the futur
Post 660: Clare, Cookies & Cream…Wishing you all a Happy/Merry Mithras, Hanukkah, Holidays, Winter Solstice, Sir Isaac Newton’s birthday, Xmas, Yule…I hope that you had a wonderful year and will have many happier years in the futur
doublebolt: A jar sketch for askug OHMYGOSH! LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT HIM BEING ADORABLE IN THAT COOKIE JAR!! THANK YOU SO MUCH! I’M NOT SURE WHAT I DID TO DESERVE SUCH A GREAT AND CUTE LITTLE DRAWING!<3 You all should know what to do, go give
[bag of Gingerbread cookies] Hello~ Elf Masaki here! MERRY CHRISTMAS! Thank you for being a friend to me and I hope you have a great Christmas! :D
Daddy…may I have some cookies with my milk? I’ll give you my cookie… *giggles*
if you have not had these cookies you have not lived
aesonissa: Dipped chocolate pretzels and cookies arrived in the mail. A note with them. Sorry I am an ass, you are a great person. Myself a terrible friend. ~Aesonissa xanelen felonous
We have Twi Piglet as a maid and some goofy Cookie Clicker Grandma action!
Cookie is up to her usual things again. The characters of Cookie and Brann have their own ask blog here: http://www.askcookieandbrann.tumblr.com
truestoriesaboutme: ravenslunas: i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that
incorrect48quotes:Nannan: If you have 10 cookies and I ask for 5, how many will you have?Nao: 0Nannan: It’s basic math it’s not even that ha—Nao: I would give everything to you because I love youNannan, holding back tears: Gross absolutely disgusting
francesderwent:reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu
skellydun: all I want to do is kiss a cute person for a long while, bake cookies, and then die. why is none of that happening it doesn’t even have to be in that order !!!!!! Same
So I got home friday to find my internet connection was down (ended up being down the whole night :( ) so it’s fair to say I got a little bored can you tell?? I had cookies an this sign so decided to have a little fun haha
Having some cookies
bisexualshakespeare:truestoriesaboutme: truestoriesaboutme: ravenslunas:i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right
COOKIE CATI put these on totes and stuff on my Redbubble here; I hope I’ll have a couple for Fanime in May too :33I love Cookie Cat a lot…..
i made more cookie cat pillows! the little size didn’t feel cuddly enough so i made some medium and super sized ones :) i may or may not have them at ax depending on whether i can get them there :p
Cookie Rambles
chillguydraws: themanwithnobats: i wanted to draw a whole bunch of things but sudden on the flesh things have come up so have this thing i dooddled like a month ago from some random fop char You made me remember I had this. < |D’’‘‘‘‘‘‘
I have never been this attracted to Cookie Monster….
asklibrapony: “Eh…. It’ll probably be fine. Have a cookie.” - Anon Cookie! HNNNG <3
sianiithesillywolf:im in college with cookies even tho theres a sign that says no cookies i will have my cookies eue credit to @postalarrow for the idea>w<
I have descended into the Kylo Ren trash realm and I am never coming out
heiressofdawn: all right. time to settle this. reblog in tags with your opinion on…. these cookies: these cookies: and these cookies:
There was so much great stuff in this episode that I totally forgot to acknowledge how adorable the opening scene is, where Garnet and Pearl were baking in the kitchen while, only a few feet away, Steven and Amethyst were sat on the living room floor
thetenderpassion: Me: Siri, what’s 0 divided by 0? Siri: Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends, how many cookies does each person get? See it doesn’t make sense and Cookie Monster is sad that
I have a sudden urge for milk and cookies.....
churchfarlan: Sorry I didn’t make a tutorial sooner but many people have been asking me how I made these cookies. It’s pretty simple, but time consuming, here I go! **I used Alton Brown’s recipe for the cookie mix, it’s great~ Materials not
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN SUMMONERS! Poor Cait, all the morning working on those cookies and cupcakes and Jinx and Vi started to eat them without permission :c Not very happy with the result but I didn’t have time for doing other XD I’ll try to have
Have A Cookie🍪.
odolnost: cookies solve problems this is a fact all of the countries in the world need to get together and have a cookie swap I think that’d be really neat
so i baked my favorite sin-city cookies. this is an adapted chocolate chip cookie recipe where i add cocoa powder and sub the chocolate ships for peppermint bits and half of the vanilla extract with peppermint extract. i have had four. mom had one because
philherrupp: momscocksman: Mom didn’t care about the cookies in the oven. She just wanted to ride me hard! Mom always tells me I have the cookies she needs lol. ;-)~
Made pasta with kielbasa, tomatoes and broccoli for dinner, then made Allie and I cookie dough for 1 (mine is still in the fridge hardening) and made myself a strawberry margarita! Happy Thursday and happy greys anatomy!!
junpier: tea parties should be more common. let’s sit down and enjoy the afternoon with sum tea n lemon cookies. maybe wear pretty dresses or lovely suits or groovy overalls, yk? in the tea party, we r safe and loved. have a cookie.
guccikeychain: i’m going mad with cookie power nope you cAN’T HAVE ANY
pixie-bitch75: Stopped at Cold Stone in Victoria Gardens (Rancho Cucamonga), cause i really wanted a sweet cream ice cream w/animal cookies mixed in topped with whip cream. But sadly they no longer have animal cookies… as im sure the cookies offended
thetenderpassion: Siri: Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends, how many cookies does each person get? See it doesn’t make sense and Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies and you are
Having sex for the first time in 7 months tomorrow and it’s with a balding man in his 50s I wish the circumstances were different but I have to make that money.
fullcravings: Brownie-Stuffed Chocolate Chip Cookies | A Cookie Named Desire Congratulations acookienameddesire for having the winning submission September 27, 2016! Like this blog? Visit my Home Page or Video page for more!And please Subscribe to
i have a headache /whinegoes to make self a snack
funsizedlover: billyislost: blue-eyed-country-angel: extc-mx: aithniesfire: Aha ha ha! Cookie Monster! 😂😂😂Eat me 🍪 😅😂 I have a cookie for you 🤓 Nom nom nom! I’d clean every last crumb off that beautiful body :)
Come to the dark side… we have homemade chocolate chip cookies! #femdom #mistress #temptation #chocolate #cookies #desert #mommiedomme #chocolatechip #chocolatechipcookies #cookie #baking #cooking #sweettooth #food #foodie #foodporn #foodgram
squirrelbro: yall: fffcuk: omfg NO CHILL For those without iPhones. It says “Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster
delicious-food-porn: pep-o-mint: spine-is2spoopy: vvidget: THE BEST COOKIE RECIPES :D The Brownie Cookie Recipe Chocolate Chunk Cookies Crème Brûlée Cookies Butterscotch Apple Pudding Cookies Deep Dish S’mores Cookies Buckeye Brownie Cookies
kira-97: Cuties & cookies 🍪❤ (based on @jen-iii‘s Family of Love AU)
blakepalm replied to your post: have you seen the cookie thing yet OH MY GOD DONT cheesegay replied to your post: have you seen the cookie thing yet DONT DO IT my-little-whostuck replied to your post: have you seen the cookie thing yet
hunkish: so we have these cookie jars that sit on top of the cupboard right. we’ve had them for years. you can record yourself saying something so when you take the lid off you it will make a noise so you can hear if someone is stealing your cookies
alcoholic-dog-mom: The filthiest domestic goddess that ever was (@erotic-nonfiction made @cuir–et–dentelle, @floatycrownythingz and me cookies before impact. We’re only a little spoiled)
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